Hilarious read! Well done! Tony Robbins might object to being called a stiff. He wouldn’t have any trouble talking LoL 😵😳😁

A guy’s walk to a woman across a crowded room has been put in a song, “Some enchanted evening.”

Guys, it helps to be a bit drunk. Oopsy. I mean tipsy. False courage. “What’s up?”

When she smiles coyly at you and looks at your crotch, oh oh. Mr. Stiff is up to mischief. Again. Your best friend makes an appearance at the most awkward time.

What can you do? Look at her boobs? That should shift her eyes back to you.

The game begins…